JUSTICE SUCKS Tactical Vacuum Action

JUSTICE SUCKS casts you as Dusty, the McClean household's robot vacuum cleaner, who turns into an unlikely hero when burglars break into the house and threaten the family. Defending them, unfortunately, attracts the attention of FamilyCorp — the manufacturer's warranty enforcement squad — and a fight with their agents sends Dusty hurtling through the TV screen into the dimension on the other side of it.

The TV dimension is where most of the game plays out, with each level styled as a different parody of a 90s television show. Dusty's whole arsenal is built around his vacuum identity: suck up loose objects and turn them into projectiles, slip under furniture to hide from patrols, consume the blood of defeated enemies to fuel devastating abilities like slamming, ramming and rhythmic dance attacks. Hacking smart devices in the environment — toasters, lamps, fans, anything wired — turns them into deadly traps that take down enemies you've maneuvered into position.

The stealth-action mix is the design point. Dusty's low profile makes him naturally suited to evading detection, and the game rewards patience just as much as aggression. Allied animals can be befriended along the way and become combat partners, helping turn the tide against FamilyCorp's increasingly elaborate forces. The whole thing is wrapped in the deliberately gaudy aesthetic of a Saturday morning cartoon directed by someone with a grudge against appliance warranties.