An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs

An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is a first-person open-world comedy adventure with a deliberately very long name. You and your fiancee are the last two human beings left in the universe, and dogs now run the airports along with the rest of society. You deal with alien logic, travel issues and strange stock-photo dogs as you try to stay in touch with the person you love while you both live your lives constantly on the go.

The game is built around a universe of large, simulated airports, complete with timetables and flight cancellations, with secrets scattered throughout. You have awkward conversations with your canine fellow passengers, meet Bribe Dog, the dog who loves bribes, and can translate an alien language to discover the bad jokes dogs write when humans are not around.

It also features cups of coffee larger than your body and larger than a building, spray cans for cocooning that building-sized coffee monolith in festive colors, a healthy long-distance relationship, and an infinite number of hands for petting any dog, at any time. Or, if you get tired of saying the full title, just call it Dog Airport Game.