The Greatest Penguin Heist of All Time

The Greatest Penguin Heist of All Time is a co-op physics-based heist game where the crew of master thieves is, specifically, a gang of penguins with simulated joints and chaotic gait. Up to eight players run heists together online, picking missions, building loadouts, and infiltrating maps however they choose.

There are 18 unique heist locations — fish-boat raids, art galleries, prized-chef kidnappings — each with side quests and alternative completion paths. Play silent and non-lethal or arm up with high-tech weaponry and explosives; the game doesn't push one path over the other.

100+ weapons and items range from regular firearms to drones, gravity-distortion devices, and food-based distractions. Stinky fish poison enemies; bananas and baguettes serve as slapstick melee weapons. The clothing store handles the equally important visual layer — 100+ outfits and skins, daily Post Office deliveries, blueprints scattered across the maps.

Alternative modes broaden the box considerably: pizza baking, zombie survival, PvP. The Library hands out hints if you're stuck. The developer is upfront that the controls are deliberately janky because of the joint simulation — falling over is part of the design.