No Heroes Here
System requirements for No Heroes Here
GeForce 8800 GS / TBA
Intel Core2 Duo E8435 @ 3.06GHz / TBA
128 MB / TBA
2 GB
Not required
About No Heroes Here
No Heroes Here is a frantic co-op game for 1-4 players in local and online modes. Forces beyond your understanding have struck Noobland with terror and chaos, the King's broken army and fallen heroes can't protect the realm, and it falls to you to craft items, coordinate a ragtag band of non-heroes, and defend castles against incoming doom.
The King once bore three lucky charms (a medallion, a teddy bear, his crown) that made his army undefeated. He lost them in battle, and the Last Hero of Noobland was sent to recover them. You and your friends pick up the recovery effort as the protection mission expands across three different regions, each with their own mechanics, enemies, and quirks.
Normal mode offers a standard challenge; Hardcore mode strips you down to a single life. Twelve enemy types test your ballistic skills, cannonballs and roasted chickens cover the projectile arsenal, and recruiting more Non-Heroes through the campaign keeps the defense roster growing. Local play handles up to 4 players together; online multiplayer connects strangers worldwide.

