SpiderHeck

SpiderHeck is a physics-based brawler with one absurd premise that drives every design choice: spiders fighting with laser swords. You web-swing across maps, run on ceilings, ramp up momentum through physics-driven swings, and try to land hits on the other spiders before they land hits on you. The combat is one-hit kill — a single wrong move and you're out.

The 25 weapons in the game are as dangerous to you as to your enemies. Lightsabers, grenades, missiles, and other contraptions all swing on the same physics that make your traversal possible, and friendly fire in co-op modes turns into the kind of accidental hilarity the genre lives for. 55 maps include physics obstacles, environmental hazards, and Steam Workshop support for community-created levels.

Mode coverage includes versus brawls against friends or randoms, co-op against waves of enemies with upgrades drafted between rounds, and solo combat and parkour challenges across themed scenarios. The editor lets you design your own versus maps, parkour courses, and combat trials. Bald spiders can unlock cool hats by completing achievements — Neverjam's joke that the disclaimer 'this is not Australia simulator' is the closest the game gets to addressing the real-world implications of laser-equipped arachnids.