Bum Simulator

Bum Simulator is a sandbox stuffed with inappropriate humor and an unusually committed cast of characters. You live on the streets of Bumsville and decide whether you want to adapt, survive, get revenge, get a job, or simply become an urban legend. The choice changes how the day-to-day plays out.

The unique mechanics push past parody. Throw pigeons at passersby for instant panic, upgrade them with explosives, then eventually unlock the pigeonado for full chaos. Mix alcohol with whatever you find on the ground to brew either a self-buff or a weaponized cocktail. Push your trusty shopping cart Carl around as a mobile inventory and, the developers swear, a genuine friend.

A full storyline (yes, the game has one) introduces 80s mutant sewer rat people, a mentally unstable clown with a hook hand, and a bored rich man paying you to punch strangers. Cardboard bases get conquered, constructed, customized, and raided by rival bum gangs. Crafting, planting vegetables, recruiting other bums to scavenge for you, and fully voiced dialogue throughout round out the streets.