Please, Don't Touch Anything

Please, Don't Touch Anything plants you in front of a mysterious panel while a colleague takes a bathroom break. The panel has one component: a red button. The only instruction is to not touch anything. You will, of course, push it.

What follows is a string of cryptic, brain-racking enigmas that branch out from that first press. Each interaction can trigger consequences ranging from comic to apocalyptic, and 25 separate endings hide behind the right sequence of guesses, inputs, and connections drawn between clues scattered across the panel.

Pixel art handles the visuals with a deliberately singular style, a chiptune soundtrack keeps the dread atmospheric rather than cinematic, and Steam Achievements track which versions of the disaster you have already caused.